Recently I've come across a very funny page connected with the UNIX. It presents some possibilities how to the Unix could make you smiled in very simple way. Some examples was shown below.

Funny Unix csh/sh commands:

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

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